I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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