Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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