He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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