whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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