I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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