I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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