I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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