he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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