Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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