Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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