a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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