TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize