When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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