he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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