Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Also, beer. Big fan.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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