I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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