? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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