Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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