Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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