Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
