I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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