What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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