oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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