just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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