Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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