I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
