that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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