Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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