You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
it glows. i had to have it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
