My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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