I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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