How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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