Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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