But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
