we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
