Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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