I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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