no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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