Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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