she was so not down for the gang bang
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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