But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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