whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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