do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
