you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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