Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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