yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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