Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
there was a trapeze. enough said
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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