That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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