that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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