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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.

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• (805): View more from California

  Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass

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• (206): View more from Washington

  dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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• (415): View more from California

  After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.

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• (925): View more from California

  She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...

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