she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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