RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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