I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
barbara walters just said penis...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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