This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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