This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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