I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
