I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dating After Heartbreak
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.