what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.